Ned: what the fuck, aegon is the most targaryen fucking name that fucking exists, I can’t call him that Robert literally just fucking killed all of them in a war started because YOU disappeared, it’ll be super fucking obvious this kid is Rhaegar’s son with you, which will just make him angrier about it, Lyanna did you even think this through or was it fucking Rhaegar’s idea before he got his head fucking smashed in